Nurse: so what happened ?
Me: I hit my head falling into a toilet.
Nurse: Are you drunk?
Me: No I'm an actress
Nurse: you're making this shit up 😂 thanks @chelseatzhang for sending this to me. Nothing was ever the same after the concussion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #throwback
68 125355 days ago
What are you guys going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be a sexy mop.