New Year self portrait: me vaping while watching Intervention re-runs and feeling so smug because I never turned weed into a GATEWAY DRUG 💀 Also if anyone knows Jeff Vanvonderen, I’d like to love him like crazy
Oh I LOVE zits at the corner of my mouth! #sarcasm haha oh well, I feel great today! Woke up early, got stuff done, being productive. Bring it, Monday! Also, hubs and I are starting keto again. I am going to take it seriously this time, really research and find a way to make it sustainable. .
The great thing about living in Minnesota is that there’s always another team ready and waiting to crush your dreams and break your heart.💔 #sarcasm#whining
We turned the TV off somewhere in the middle of the 3rd quarter when things were looking pretty dismal. Then we put all the kids to bed even though we promised we’d let them stay up for the whole game. This morning William tip-toed into our room and whispered, “Mom? Would it be OK if I ask Siri if the Vikings ended up winning?” God bless the hearts of the youth who believe miracles are around every corner. They’re not as scarred as we are yet. Brian told me I was being a bad example for our kids. So I’m only going to wallow for a few more hours. Then I’m going outside to build a snowman with my kids. Because Mother Nature sent us a consolation prize in the form of the biggest snow storm yet this year. Living in Minnesota is still the best. ⛄️ 🏈➡️🏒
Today in #JeremyWatchesGayShit is the #French#gaycinema film #AmericanTranslation#AmericanTranslationMovie starring the beautiful #pierreperrier , best known from the great #zombie show #LesRevenants ( #thereturned ). He is also my #MCM for the day. He is very pretty, nice body, and beautiful curly #hair , like my rl #boyfriend and my fake future husband #louisgarrel . Anyways, it's about a man and a woman who meet and "fall in love" right away. But he has a dark secret, he has a #gay side and likes satisfying it, but he peskily always ends up killing the men (hate when that happens - insert #sarcasm ). Plus side he is #sexy and does a #strip show, I mean it shows it all and some... mmmmm #drooling . I digress, more death, then backstory. So he gets off by being abusive to twinks. She tries to understand and begins to join in watching. It stems from him believing he is doing the men a favor, helping them release their demons while releasing his own. Pretty messed up. The end goal is America, spoilers, they don't make it. It was a pretty good movie, I think it cared more for the sex scenes then actually giving a compelling story, I'm not complaining. 3.5/5.
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The single currency in EU makes it so much easier when traveling... Today I had a few swedish kronor left, needed a few Danish kronor for the airport and euro for Ireland. So handy. Anyway Christmas and holiday is officially over and one I have recovered from traveling on my own with my kids i have a few orders to finish and a loom put together #money#currency#sarcasm#alwayswrongcoins#home#holiday